Fitness DVD

Tomorrow never comes

The fitness DVD never made it out of the box to reach the plasma slim line TV

So it’s twenty cigarettes’ four cans of beer a bottle of wine and a curry

For the wife and me

Tomorrow never comes

We did loose a few pounds down the gym

About 35 pound in monthly membership to be precise

We found filling in the gym application form and driving to the post box

One hell of an exercise

Tomorrow never comes

Nothing wrong with a fat belly and inheriting my wife boobs

Some where in the future for NHS to stick in the feeding tubes

Well as for the big bum…bums are bums

Tomorrow never comes

We’ve got it made in years to come

Meals on wheels sheltered housing over our head and extra large NHS bed

The fire brigade to lift up our 32 stone dead bodies

They can take down the walls remove the roof

To the sales of all the fitness DVD’s we are the living and dying proof

And to the fact tomorrow never comes

 DSL